Wot do u think ur doin
Ur doin it all wrong
Don’t u kno it should b red
I’ve been tellin u all along

How many times do u ave 2b told
D colour’s red, bright n bold
Get on with it
Hurry up

Now wot do u think ur doin
Ur doin it all wrong
Don’t u kno it should b blu
Dat’s wot i’ve been tellin u

How many times do I ave 2 say
D colour’s blu, as bright as day
Get on with it
Hurry up

Ur doin dis on purpose
Deliberately all wrong
D colour’s black u silly prat
How many times ave I told u dat

Get on with it
Just hurry up
Or leave right now
And don’t come back

CJ 09/09/08

First published 9 July 2016